Why do most trips to IKEA end in divorce? It’s a sad but true statistic. This is a strategy for maintaining a happy marriage despite the best social engineering of those deviously brilliant Swedes.

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  2. In the 90s and early 00s Ikea furniture was well built enough to last to this day. Now that's only the expensive stuff and everything else is cheap particleboard instead of fir or pine

  4. Ha Ha awsome nothing can be more true worst export we ever done im form Sweden and i hate going to frigging Ikea chers

  5. 3/4 of those are standard rules of engagement for most husbands.

    Why do you think we go to the garage so often?

  6. Oh AvE, say it isn't so!
    I respected you so much until you said the most heinous of sayings: happy wife, happy life….
    rip buddy…

  7. No goddammit, the carts are awesome. Initial D at every corner, DriftKing my dude

  9. I’ve been to IKEA in Berkeley…. lots of narrow ties and “dudes” without socks!! In there… my F-450 stood out and got some shitty looks from “dudes” in the parking lot..

  13. Spilled the secrets regarded in this video. Wife claims "I would let you eat the delicious weiners" but he actions always speak otherwise

  15. I just stay obnoxious enough and point and laugh at every flamin liar we come across and she decides I can stay home, drink beers… and wait to unload the truck…

  17. I'm 49 this year, and can proudly say that I've never been to an IKEA. Then again, I've never ass raped a paraplegic springer spaniel while mainlining battery acid, so there's hope yet!

  18. Man, I love this guy but he couldn't be more of a boomer even if his life depended on it.

  21. On heading upstairs take one of the shortcuts around the elevator to the Swedish meatballs. This is after all why you have agreed to this excursion into interior decorating. Alas the Health Police (or the forces of economics) have demanded the removal of the free flowing Mountain Dew and Pepsi.

  23. Ha, I used to go there with my uncle for breakfast, I think we were stealing furniture ideas too but I’m not too sure, we built rustic reclaimed wood furniture from Home Depot wood… (some was reclaimed, but you don’t keep up with customers and not loose them and still pick through to find the nice boards when stripping skids and stuff)

  24. Lol 😂 I’m no truer words have been said. How in the world do you know about the “Toledo mud hens” though.

  25. I enjoy going to IKEA! It’s fun and pretty cheap.

  27. IKEA is Swedish for a million parts! which explains the high divorce rates.

  29. As a Swede I found this strangely amusing. But to say we don´t have "pull my finger"… How dare you? Actually we also have Ullared which probably is the worlds largest wife-magnet/seller of all kinds of crap. I was a bit worried when moving just half an hour from it. But it turned out well. They had a proper park-your-man-here that sells beer and junk food. And when you get drunk and the shopping skills kicks in, they have a tool and car parts-section. Some thinking must have gone in there. A lot more fun than fucking köttbullar.

  32. You forgot number 5 the "Ikea Test" instead of the" I Q" test when you have fabracoble the jeaslus thing together.

  36. Haha wooowoowo hold on there… i play pull my finger with my kids, and the youngest does it to butt with a suprice.. (still in diaper mode)..

  39. I'm currently living in Toledo. When I heard him say go mudhens my first thought was there is another team called mudhens as who likes a Toledo minor baseball team…then he says go Toledo. LMAO.

  40. IKEA subcontracts all their evil activities, and is organized as a tax exempt.
    One bite of those meatballs and that lingonberry soda, and I don't care…

  43. She may wear the belt, but I'm here to tell you partner, it's up to you to pack the wallet. And that's how you get your delicious weiner.

  45. I accidentally fixed the problem on the first and only visit to the Swedish branded Chinese tat shop 15 years ago with my wife.
    We inadvertently entered the shop via what turned out to be the exit. There were no visible checkouts to give the game away and the big doors were wide open right in front of where the escalator dropped us off so in we went.
    Due to the one way system design of the shop, we were now swimming against the tide of zombies who were all heavily armed with kitchen utensils, massive cushions and as much chipboard as they could carry. By the time we realised our mistake we were committed and ploughed through anyway which was like trying to get four beers back to your mates three rows from the front at a rock concert.
    The whole experience was so horriffic and the couple of things we did buy so flimsy we've never been back.

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